Robert was vindicated this morning. All week he had been facing guffaws and full belly laughs every time he opined outloud that the waft of subtle stench occasionally floaing through our living room this week was due to a difficult to locate dead frog. Well, he’s here to tell you that he found that frog, and it was dead. A coroner’s inquest was held. Official cause of death: Blunt trauma caused by a heavy sliding glass door probably operated by a two year old boy, identity unknown.