Top ten things Robert is overheard saying at home:

10. “I didn’t do that. I don’t think I did that. Sorry.”

9. “What?”

8. “Can we watch TV now?”

7. “Babius, babius”

6. “Did you call your parents?”

5. “Will you call my parents?”

4. “Was that you or the baby?”

3. “Do you know where my badge is?”

2. “What can I do?”

1. “Poop”