Top Three Ways that Working Remotely Through the Internet Allows Middle-Aged Men of Leisure to Continue Participating in the Work Force

#3  –  Spares clients the sight of poor dental work and smell of horrendous coffee breath.

#2 – Obscures the existence of deep sun tan resulting from countless hours on the [choose one or more: golf course / tennis court / sail boat]  “Does this guy ever work?”

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#1 – No need for expensive hearing aids.  Just turn up the phone volume!